If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You are the object of my preposition.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Your lab or my lab?
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Your name is insert name here?
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.