What do people in New Mexico eat on thanksgiving?
an Albuturquey
Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?
I know I yam!
What did the brick road say on thanksgiving?
Cobble cobble cobble!
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead."