Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I perform best when I’m wet.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You really flipturn me on.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Permission to board?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Nice life preservers.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.