Two cannibals meet one day. After talking about their days, they start, as we all do, to discuss their problems.
The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."
"What kind of Missionary do you use?" The second cannibal asks,
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ah!" the second cannibal replies.
"No wonder... those are friars!"
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