My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”
My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
“The egg timer’s broken."
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These Images of Pets Returning from the Vet Are Hilarious!
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Mr. Bean Never Expected a Round of Golf Like That...
Mr Bean decides to treat himself to a round of crazy golf. He starts off with a fantastic hole in one, but things start to take a turn for the worse…
30 Hilarious Babies Who Look More Like Seniors!
Newborns are adorable... but these babies look a lot older than their actual age.
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There's nothing better than animals to make us smile and laugh!
These Weird Road Signs Will Make You Laugh!
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The Singing Pug That Cannot Run - Hilarious!
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Hilarious: Some Translations are Too Funny to Correct!
When you're running a business in some far-off land, there's no excuse for not using Google Translate to make a sign. These disastrous results are hilarious!
Classic Comedy: The Miracle of Birth!
This sketch puts a very funny light on the process of hospital birth. Thank goodness it isn't like this in real life... or is it?
Why Men Should NOT Be Allowed in the Kitchen!
A perfect example of why some men are useless in the kitchen
15 Stupendously Meaningless Road Signs That Really Exist
Signs are meant to be visual aids, reminders that also serve as a guide. If you ever drove by these incredible road signs, would you know what to do? I wouldn't have a clue.
Simon's Cat Leaves His Owner Out in the Cold!
Watch this latest Christmas Special episode of Simon's Cat.
These Have to Be the Most Oddly Specific Signs Ever Made
Laugh out loud at these hilariously specific signs that will leave you wondering who exactly they were made for.
Only in Canada: 18 Pics That Perfectly Describe the Place!
There really is no other place like Canada, and these pictures prove it.
These Are the Most Absurd DIY Projects We’ve Come Across
It’s nice to do DIY projects, but this is just ridiculous.
Hilarious Birthday Bloopers Make the Best Belly Laughs
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These Amusing Animals Clearly Think They're People
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Funny: Is This the Youngest Thief in the World?
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Watch These Funny Animals Get Into Mischief!
Watch this video compilation of animals and pets getting into funny situations.
These Hilarious Grammar Jokes are a Verbal Delight!
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22 Of the Funniest Language Jokes and Puns
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These Witty Responses to Public Notices are Hilarious
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Translations Gone Wrong – 15 Hilarious Examples
These funny signs are proof that bad translations can have hilarious results.
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Not the Greatest Boy Scout - Hilarious!
A silly but hilarious prank the whole family will enjoy.
Nothing Captures Life's Absurdities Better Than a Cartoon..
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19 Classical Art Memes Guaranteed to Leave You in Splits
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The Silliest Construction Mistakes That'll Make You Laugh!
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Kitchens Aren’t Supposed to Be Like This! Are They?!
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Sorry, my dear canine buddies, you'll still need to take that bath!
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Time for another side-splitting gag from ‘Just For Laughs’.
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Among all the hundreds of hilarious Mr. Bean sketches, this is one of my all time favorites
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The wittiest, most devastating responses in history. Warning! These are guaranteed to make you laugh!
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Let me make your day with these photos that made almost made me spill my coffee this morning.