Mother-in-law Joke #1: The Prized Donkey
A farmer’s wife is tending to his prized donkey when it rears its hind legs and kicks her right in the head, knocking the life out of her in an instant.
The funeral took place a few days later, and the farmer’s friends consoled him one-by-one.
As this was happening, the pastor looked on and saw the farmer shaking his head “no” to all the ladies, but he was nodding his head “yes” to all the men.
The pastor asks him: “Why were you shaking your head no to your wife’s friend but nodding your head yes as your friends walked past?”
“It’s simple.” The farmer stated. “The women asked if I needed anything, and I said no.”
“Alright, so what about the men?” The pastor asks.
“They asked if they could borrow the donkey.”
Mother-in-law Joke #2: The Newlyweds
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work.
“I have great news for you.
Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.”
Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.
He was glowing with happiness and kissing his wife when she said:
“I’m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.”
Mother-in-law Joke #3: The Little Boy and His Grandma
A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said:
"I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us."
The grandmother was curious.
"What trick is that my dear?" she asked.
The little boy replied:
"I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."
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